Welcome to Ascenia
Where soul meets design, and healing becomes direction.
I’m Kelsey—Intuitive Astrologer, Bodyworker, and Human Design Analyst.
Here, we explore the sacred intelligence of your incarnational blueprint through Human Design, astrology, embodied coaching, and community support.
Come discover the path your soul already chose—and learn to walk it with trust.
| Human Design | Astrological Timing | Somatic Healing | The Projector Chronicles — Substack (click here!)
| Human Design | Astrological Timing | Somatic Healing | The Projector Chronicles — Substack (click here!)
My Offerings
Hello & Welcome!
I hope you’ll find an offering here that feels like the deep-knowing and resounding yessss!
To book a reading with me, check out the offerings on the right side of the page. Once you’ve found the right fit for you, click BOOK HERE! under the description.
If you’re curious about an offering and would like to chat more, please scroll down and shoot me an email.
See you out there,
Kelsey
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Cosmic Blueprint Reading – $222
90 min Zoom Call + Recording + Notes
A foundational Human Design session exploring your energy type, strategy, authority, profile, and key channels. This reading offers both practical guidance and intuitive insight to help you align with your true nature. Perfect for clarity, validation, and soul-level permission to live your design. -
Deeper Dive & Integration – $175
60 min Zoom Call + Recording + Notes
A follow-up session for returning clients ready to explore specific challenges in vocation, relocation, or relationships. We’ll dive into your channels, profile lines, and current blocks, offering personalized coaching and intuitive reflection to support self-trust and aligned action. -
Life Transitions & Timing Session – $175
60 min Zoom Call + Recording + Notes
This session blends Human Design and astrology to support you through major life shifts—career changes, relationship crossroads, moves, or inner transformation. We’ll explore current and upcoming transits, progressed cycles, and timing cues that align with your design to offer clarity, context, and next steps rooted in cosmic timing and intuitive flow. -
SOS Support & Alignment Call – $88
30 min Zoom Call (Returning Clients Only)
An urgent space for energetic triage and soul support. Whether you're feeling overwhelmed, indecisive, or emotionally charged, this session offers type-specific coaching, intuitive insight, and astrology-informed guidance to help you reset, re-align, and respond from a place of self-trust. -
ON SUMMER BREAK! We will resume class on the first Sunday of Oct 2025
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Community Cosmology
First Sunday of Each Month • 8:00 PM ET
Free / Donation-Based • Live on ZoomCome gather in cosmic community.
Each month, we’ll explore a topic in Astrology or Human Design through the lens of both ancient wisdom and modern embodiment. This 75-minute mini workshop is designed to be both insightful and grounding.
What to Expect:
✨ A short teaching on the month's theme
🌀 Real-life applications rooted in your lived experience
💬 Open Q&A and shared reflections
💖 A deeper love for your own cosmology—and your role in communityYou'll leave feeling more connected to yourself, the stars, and each other.
💫 Donation Options:
This offering is FREE and open to all.
Donations are gratefully accepted in any form—tips, hugs, gifts, food, or love.
Venmo: @kelseyrosenblum📝 Please Fill Out This Intake Form
Complete at least 24 hours in advance so I can have your charts ready.
🔗 Zoom Info:
Join Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 853 2212 4376
Passcode: COSMOS🌕 Next Gathering:
First Sunday of the month @ 8:00 PM ET
Want to read more about my work before you jump in?
Check out The Projector Chronicles publication on Substack to dig in
Need to pay over time?
Access matters to me. If you are deeply interested in one of my offerings and need to pay over time, please email me which reading is calling out to you and we will come to a solution together.